A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
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<Br/>A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
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<Br/>Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
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<Br/>A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
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<Br/>Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
Indian Boy: Mere 3 Bhai & 3 Behen Hain. Teray Kitne Hain?
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<Br/>American Boy: Mere Bhai Behen Nahi, Par Meri Pehli Mummy Se 4 Papa Aur Pehla Papa Se 5 Mummy Hain .
1 pathan ankhay Band Kar k shishee k samne Betha tha..
<Br/>1 aadmi ne pocha khan Bhai kia karrahe ho..??
<Br/>Pathan Bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
"2007 K Bhikari"
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<Br/>Bhikari: Amma thora khana he to do na!
<Br/>Amma: ABhi pakaya nahi hai !
<Br/>Bhikari: Koi Baat nahi amma, pakane k Bad misscall de dena!
<Br/>Main ajonga
Ek admi BathRooM main gya aur purey 1 hr ke Bad nikla..
<Br/>Bahir Bethay BhangI ne us se kaha.
<Br/>20 rupay do.
<Br/>Aadmi Bola:
<Br/>main BathROoM mai Betha tha Net Cafe mai nahi..
one woman to another: Apki saB say Bari taqat kaya hay.?
<Br/>she replied: Mera HusBand..!
<Br/>1st asked: Aur saB say Bari kamzori.?
<Br/>she replied: Tumhara HusBand..
Do andhay apas main Baten kr rhe thay..
<Br/>ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN daikha hai..?
<Br/>dusre ne kaha han juB me london ki sair ko gaya tha taB daikha tha..
If u r inteligentAns these
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<Br/>1-China kis mulk mein hai?
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<Br/>2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai
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<Br/>3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?
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<Br/>4-timatar ko urdu mein kya Boltai hain?
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned aBout your safety.
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<Br/>But
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<Br/>I can''t Be with u always.
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<Br/>So
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<Br/>plz,Take Care of yourself
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<Br/>when
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<Br/>U jump from 1 tree 2another.
