PathaN to Nurse: agar larka ho to kehna papo pass hogya..
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<Br/>agr larki ho to kehna papo fail hogya..
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<Br/>Laikin Nurse ne Bahar aa ker kaha k ..
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<Br/>PAPO ki compart ayi hai
Judge: Tum qaBool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 Baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
<Br/>Chor: JanaB ek saarhi.
<Br/>Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 Baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
<Br/>Chor: "4 Baar meri Biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
Shakila: Kal me Bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
<Br/>Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?
<Br/>Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnaBi logo se Baat krne se mana kia hai..
ek jungle mein chuhay se saB dartey the,
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<Br/>agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar Bhaag jaata,
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<Br/>haathi Bhi kahin chup jata,
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<Br/>aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
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<Br/>pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
Mosafir taxi driver se: yar morr aahista kata karo dar lagta hai..
<Br/>Taxi Driver: SahaB is mein darne ki kiya Bat hai ap Bhi meri tarhan morr per ankhan Band kar liya karain..
Women :Sir,Main Apne Larke Ka Naam Kiya Rakhon?
<Br/>Sir,Iska Naam Peter Rakh Do..!
<Br/>Women:Mera Doosra Larka Bhi Hai jo Iska Twin Hai..
<Br/>Main Us Ka Naam Kiya Rakhoon?
<Br/>Sir:Uska Naam Repeter Rakh do.
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
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<Br/>Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
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<Br/>Teacher: Kaise.?
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<Br/>Student: JaBBijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke Boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr Bethi hai..
<Br/>Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
<Br/>Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
<Br/>"WOH MERI HAI"
Taxi mai Bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai Bethne par Eik he Bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
<Br/>Driver: Apko ghaBrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai Brakes hain hi nahi..
Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taaliBaat Baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,
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<Br/>Uss ka Burqa
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<Br/>Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
<Br/>Waiter: janaB kia chahiye.?
<Br/>Kanjoos: Mai SuBah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
<Br/>kuch Bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
