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Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont leave ur friend? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>" i looked Back at the moon & said <Br/> <Br/>"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"
Definitions : <Br/>Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches. <Br/>Doctor : A person who cures the ills By pills, <Br/>and kills By his Bills. <Br/>LOVE : Loss Of ValuaBle Energy <Br/>WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS" <Br/> <Br/>JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL" <Br/> <Br/>INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.
<Br/>XCUSE ME.... <Br/>WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I WANNA RECHECK... <Br/>COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR... <Br/>KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
<Br/>XCUSE ME.... <Br/>WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I WANNA RECHECK... <Br/>COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR... <Br/>KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
Man ask to GOD- whats love? <Br/>God said- Go To the garden & get the most Beautiful flower. <Br/>Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most Beautiful flower But I kept walking in hope of a Better one. And then I realised I ignored the Best <Br/>one. I went Back But could not find it there. <Br/>GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it But repent when u lose it. <Br/>So never let ur love go!!
Gang of SARDARS Broke a Bank instead of cash they found Bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank <Br/>it. Next day, headline: Blood Bank luta
Dear Customer, ;-) Your Bathing date validity for one year is over. So please take Bath today and save puBlic. <Br/> <Br/>Thank you. <Br/> <Br/>.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤ <Br/> <Br/>Clean WoRlD.
Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur MoBile to avoid any Burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..
JB dekho to dil karta h pakar lo <Br/> <Br/>JB pakar lo to dil katra h daBa do <Br/> <Br/>JB daBa do to dil karta h choos lo <Br/> <Br/>Q K Sal mei 1 Bar jo ata hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"AAM" <Br/> <Br/>;-) <Br/> <Br/>happy sumer
Question!Aysi Ki Tessi KaB Hoti Hai ??? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Ans:JaB Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley
Zindagi main <Br/> <Br/>PAISA <Br/> <Br/>PYAR <Br/> <Br/>DOST <Br/> <Br/>SaB atay hain jatay hain <Br/> <Br/>PAR <Br/> <Br/>Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay <Br/> <Br/>Samajdar ho umeed hai SmS Bhejty raho ge...