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Aapke brain ki Xray report aa gyi

Aapke Brain ki Xray report aa gyi 10g mitti 10g knkar-pathar 25 type k kire makore 5g makri k jale n 500g Bhusa KAMAAL HAI...! MUJHE LAGTA THA K KHALI HOGA

SWEET POEM:

SWEET POEM: Eat With Butter, Cut With Cutter, When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)

Maine apny ghar

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo suB maan gaye hai Tum B apny ghar walo ko Bata do, wo B maan jaiye gy K Shan Baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.

Ye scooty kab li

Ye scooty kaB li? Sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per Bohot dur le gai,saB kapde uttar kar Boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.

Munna Bhai asked

Munna Bhai asked Circut!Boly Tu SMS prhny wala MONKEY ha k DONKEY?Circut:Bhai Simple agr rply kiya to MONKEYnhi tu DONKEY.Boly Tu ABi pta chal jayiega.

A 60 years old bachelor

A 60 years old Bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahiB" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.

This is my leg

This is my leg . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Itne Dair DaBane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better Now... :-)

This msg is strictly

This msg is strictly for cute and charming people only...Since u accidently recieved msg. We deeply apologise for the disturBance due to technical error;-)

World cup ke shekast

World cup ke shekast k Bad inzamam ko Bv ne Bazar say dahi lane ka kaha to inzamam ne logon k der say Burka pehn lia . Burka pehn k Bazar puhuncha hi tha k ek urat ne us se pucha.Tum inzamam ho na?Us ne ghaBra k kaha Nhi to Us urat ne kaha GhaBrao nhi Main Yunus Khan hon.

Gadha kitna bekar

Gadha kitna Bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal B nahi hoti magar is Bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.

Yaar mainu ik

Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nhi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nhi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay

Danton ko Bachanay k 3 tareekay 1..Rozana Brush karna 2..Choclate or sweets kam khana 3.. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Muj se kaBhi panga na lena... So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!

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