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CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Pehli Baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai
When a Black cat falls <Br/>down,wat will the white cat say..??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/> <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/>: <Br/>; <Br/>: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Meaaaoooon....
BaBa ji k meley main <Br/>is saal parsaad main <Br/>kamBal Bantey jain ge, <Br/> <Br/>Yeh Baat kisi aur <Br/>ko mat Batana kiyon k <Br/>ye SmS sirf <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>''''SELECTED <Br/>FAQIROON ko kiya ja raha hai
1 Hand on Horn <Br/> <Br/>1 Hand on Gear <Br/> <Br/>1 Ear listening MoBile <Br/> <Br/>1 Ear listening Muzik <Br/> <Br/>1 Foot on Accelarator <Br/> <Br/>Other on Clutch <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Both Eyes On Girlz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>WELCOME to PAKISTAN <Br/> <Br/>A very Busy nation...
Hum tumhein yaad karte hain, <Br/>! <Br/>! <Br/>! <Br/>kesay Bhla… <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>Safe Guard ki tarhan <Br/>Din raat lagatar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tik tik tik tik tik tik
It’s a test to check your capaBility of Mathematics <Br/> <Br/>But you’ve to read this msgfor once only.. <Br/>Ok! <Br/> <Br/>R u ready?? <Br/> <Br/>Here we go <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2+7 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+9 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>-5 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+4 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+8 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>-2 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+5 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>-4 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>+12 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>-8 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The question is:how many times did u press the Button? <Br/>hahaha
aap kahin Bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali Billi aa jay tu iska kia matlaB hai? <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>sochain ahi aur sochain <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>aray Bhaee osay Bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)
Astaghfirullah <Br/> <Br/>Astaghfirullah <Br/> <Br/>Astaghfirullah <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen Inshallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay, <Br/> <Br/>mar gye to tera nam lejayengay, <Br/> <Br/>rishwat de k tujhe B uper Bulayengay, <Br/> <Br/>tm uper ao gay to 7 Beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
The theory of reverse dynamics:When a man Becomes rich, he Becomes naughty...when a woman Becomes naughty, she Becomes rich...
Good Time <Br/>Bad Time <Br/>Day Time <Br/>Work Time <Br/>Off Time <Br/>Night Time <Br/>Happy Time <Br/>Sad Time <Br/>Sleep Time <Br/>KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
Diffrence Between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!