1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, Bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
A story that can B read By Angels only…
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<Br/>NOTHING C,
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<Br/>I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils
You are so smart
<Br/>You are so Beautiful,
<Br/>You are so Brilliant,
<Br/>You are so lovely,
<Br/>You are so cute,
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<Br/>Gee nahi gee:-
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<Br/>Jo kehta hae wohi hota hae.
Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri Beti apni puri zindagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)
Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)
How did an intelligent Boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a Boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the Boat''. :-)
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,
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<Br/>Bas aik moBile he hai jo ap sedha pakartay hain.
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<Br/>Aj zara is moBile ko B olta pakrain aur ye parhain
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<Br/>6u!l!ws d33>l
