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1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, Bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
Question: why did GOD create HusBands? Because Fingers, Candles, ViBrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, LamBa Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Question: why did GOD create HusBands? Because Fingers, Candles, ViBrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, LamBa Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
A story that can B read By Angels only… <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NOTHING C, <Br/> <Br/>I told u… Only Angels can read it, not Devils
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You are so smart <Br/>You are so Beautiful, <Br/>You are so Brilliant, <Br/>You are so lovely, <Br/>You are so cute, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Gee nahi gee:- <Br/> <Br/>Jo kehta hae wohi hota hae.
Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri Beti apni puri zindagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)
ALLAH Hi ALLAH <Br/>Kiya Kro.. <Br/>Dukh Na Kise ko <Br/>Diya Kro... <Br/>Itna sasta Msg <Br/>Hai... <Br/>KaBhi KaBhi To <Br/>Kiya kro...
Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)
How did an intelligent Boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a Boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the Boat''. :-)
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, <Br/> <Br/>Bas aik moBile he hai jo ap sedha pakartay hain. <Br/> <Br/>Aj zara is moBile ko B olta pakrain aur ye parhain <Br/> <Br/>6u!l!ws d33>l
Do you know similarity Between Dinosaurs and Decent girls? <Br/> <Br/>Both don''t exist .