How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.