How did an intelligent

How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)

May, 22 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2726 views Funny

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defeating or beating me

If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)

Sachey kaul krar

Sachey kaul krar ghawachan lag pae nein,
yaran kolon yar ghawachan lag pae nein,

A tey hona ee see, Udhar dewo ghey tey fir enj ee hoye gha na

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

yeh soch kar paresha

Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->

.7.... ..8... ...6..

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..8...
...6..

(L)(O)(V)(E)
(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(C)(H)(A)(H)(T)

Yeh Taveez Mujhe Mobile
Wale BaBa Ne Diya Hai
Ke Yeh Taveez Main Jiss
Number Per Bhi Send Karon
Ga Us Number K Istemal Karne
Wale ko SMS Parhte Hi Mujse
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi...

Ab Tum Hi Batao Yeh Kaam KAr Raha Hai K Nahi ??

Jise hum dekh kar jeetay Thay,

Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

wah wah wah

Jise hum dekh kar jeetay
Thay,

Nasir

Woh log aakhon se oojal ho gaye hein,

khan bahi...->

Naisir

quotable quotes

=Quotable Quotes=

To be is to do.
(by Socretes)

To do is to be.
(by Plato)

To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->

Tofani barish mein rat ko,

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

After engagement : Superman

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman

Arz kiyA hAi . . .

Arz kiyA hAi . . .

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE sitAM

WAh WAh

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE SitAM

wAh wAh

KhudA ki KAsAM
EID khAtAm... :d ;->

beautiful girl :

beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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