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How did an intelligent
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How did an intelligent
How did an intelligent
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
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May, 22 2010
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raat me maza kab aata hai
Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?
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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye
K
K
K
K
K
So Rahe Ho Kya??
Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Source of Vitamin
Source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.
I chew them regularly to stay fit"
-Shahid Afridi
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!...=P;->
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya
or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D
Qus: Why Do Mens
Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?
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Any Idea !
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No !
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Not To Worry !
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I Tell Ya !
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Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->
''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…
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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
Hamesha Yad Rakho..
Hamesha Yad Rakho..
Hum
Is
Dunia
Me
Dosro
Ki
Khidmat
Karne
Aye
Hain
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)
Gabbar : Arey Oo
Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?
Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.
urdu ki book main likhaa hay
urdu ki book main likhaa hay
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yahaan thori urdu ki book main likha hay
A sardar goes
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
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