How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->
