How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
Sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.