How did an intelligent

How did an intelligent
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
  

May, 22 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3451 views       Funny

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

"Andar ana mana ha"

Muhabat muskrati hui i

Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
What''s The Benifit Of
"Love At First Sight. . . ?"
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It Saves Time . . .
A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab

"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?


Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.