How did an intelligent

How did an intelligent
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)
  

May, 22 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2857 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->


Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
New song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa
laga

kabhi chapal laga kabhi
taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel pera
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi roar mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta
gaya
hoooooooooooooo






ek larki........
This is an SMS

























Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai


Asli sentence hai,


This is a SMS
Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life



Her side





and




Offcourse the Right side.... ;->
A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "
When u feel depressed, confused or hurt.
Don’t worry stand in front of a mirror,
u will find the best one to solve your problem.
TRUST YOURSELF.
After watching Bush''s treatment,
Zardari has
ordered
all future
press conferences
be held
inside a mosque ;-)
Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera
.

FARAZ
.
.
Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath

"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"
Boy: I L U

Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out Just Makes It More Special (:

Boy: Im Leaving You -___-

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .

Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->