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A good friend

A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well But a Best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..

Man on his Death Bed

Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!

Master bachon ko

Master Bachon ko english parhatay huay:"dekho Bacho! yeh ''M'' ha. ''M'' se mother Banta ha,jaise sheeday ki maan." aglay din master ne ek Bachay se ''W'' ke Bare mein pocha ke Batao yeh kia ha? Bachay nai jawaB dia: "Sir ha to yaih sheeday ki maan magar is ka sur nechay aor tangain oper hain."

www.killer.co

www.killer.com ... Enter d name U want 2 kill ... ME..? sure? If yes press down .... Access Denied! ... Target is already killed By ur lovely smile:-)

Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus They Entry Ur life Scan Ur pocket, Transfer Ur money, Edit Ur mind, Download their proBlems, Deletes Ur smile, & Hang u 4ever….

Pandit ne ap k mobile

Pandit ne ap k moBile k khndli dekh ker Btaya he k ap k moBile pe kanjosi ki mdoshala madla rai he. turant 10 sms ki Baali dai ta k shanti ho. Dhanewad..

Mujay pata hay is waqt

Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay hath men B pakra huwa hay us ko daBa B rahay ho tumen sharam nahi ati Andar dalo apna MOBILE

Sardar writing passive

Sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake" He wrote: i was made By a mistake.

Ur words r Antibiotics,

Ur words r AntiBiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that''s why I never fall ill

husband: Allah

HusBand: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain.. chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti??? Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaBa sakte..!!!!

I WANT 2 SEND

I WANT 2 SEND U THE CUTEST,BEAUTIFUL, SMARTEST&SVTEST GIFT OF THE WORLDI POSTED IT,BUT POSTMAN SHOUTED AT ME''OOYEE''POSTBOX SY BAHIR NIKAL.

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

I have lots of jokes in my inBox, But i cant send u all of them, It wil take lot of time... So i m sending u just 1 joke... "u r very Beautiful"

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