SuBha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,
<Br/>Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
<Br/>Karne ko to kar lu call tujhe,
<Br/>Per kamBakhat customer service ki larki Balance low Batavey hai,
Man 1 sitting wid dog.
<Br/>Man 2:"ur dog Bites"?
<Br/>Man 1 :"no"
<Br/>Man 2 sits and d dog Bites!
<Br/>Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt Bite"?
<Br/>Man 1:"That is nt my dog".
Dua hai k Allah Aapko
<Br/>
<Br/>Quaid ki akal
<Br/>IqBal ki shakal
<Br/>
<Br/>Liaquat ki shewani
<Br/>Sir syed ki jawani
<Br/>
<Br/>Nehru ki Chal
<Br/>aur
<Br/>Gandhi k Baal de
<Br/>
<Br/>AAMEEN.
Today Is Smart People''s Day
<Br/>
<Br/>So Send this Msg to Someone
<Br/>
<Br/>Who looks Smart
<Br/>
<Br/>Plz Dont send Back to me
<Br/>
<Br/>B''coz
<Br/>
<Br/>Tung aa Gaya Hon
<Br/>
<Br/>I''ve Already Read
<Br/>997388937 Msgz :S
wife was aBout to give Birth to a BaBy.
<Br/>
<Br/>husBand: If it looks like u, it would Be great.
<Br/>
<Br/>wife: If it looks like u, it would Be a miracle.
Teacher to Sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
<Br/>Sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will Bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
MuBarkan hon g muBarkan
<Br/>
<Br/>Balle Balle
<Br/>
<Br/>Haye shaawa
<Br/>
<Br/>Chak de phatte
<Br/>
<Br/>Aha ahaOoo...
<Br/>
<Br/>OoOoO...Oo
<Br/>
<Br/>Gidda paa lo Bai gidda paa lo..
<Br/>
<Br/>Mauj mana lo
<Br/>
<Br/>Tak taka tak
<Br/>
<Br/>Tak taka tak
<Br/>
<Br/>Duzzz..Duzzz..
<Br/>
<Br/>Bishken...Bishken
<Br/>
<Br/>Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo
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<Br/>
<Br/>-Kyunke-
<Br/>
<Br/>Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a
Sardar kay 8 Bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajaB sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
<Br/>"AB to Bata do ye kiska hai?
<Br/>sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
<Br/>He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musiBat aayi! AB Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop
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<Br/>Really good lookin
<Br/>
<Br/>Very SmartSo Delightful
<Br/>
<Br/>More like a CeleBrity
<Br/>
<Br/>I walked nearer...
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<Br/>Damn !
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<Br/>THESE MIRRORS YAAR!
