100 gARM mitti..
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<Br/>100 gram Kankar.
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<Br/>25 garm k keeray makoray
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<Br/>5 gram Makree k jalay
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<Br/>Dont Be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
School se hasil ki hum ne education.
<Br/>Phir Bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
<Br/>Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
<Br/>pHir Bhi ap chae aay withoutpermission
How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
<Br/>O huzoor, Bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
<Br/>surat se hai tu khajoor,
<Br/>Bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
<Br/>chal hoja door aBey langoor!!!!
TaBiyat theek nahi thi,
<Br/>Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
<Br/>vo Bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
<Br/>jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo Bilkul thik ho jaogee.
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<Br/>Saachi aB SMS ke Baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
Jatt Proposes to a Girl :
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<Br/>Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
<Br/>Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
<Br/>Fernail te machar Beh nai sakda
<Br/>Te main tere Bin reh nahi sakda!!
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se Bachaya karo
<Br/>Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
<Br/>plz gale mein nimBu-mirchi Bhi latkaya karo
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal Banau
<Br/>socha rahan hOOn taj mahal Banau
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<Br/>lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun Banau
<Br/>lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun Banau
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<Br/>mumtaz mili Boli taj mahal BaNao
<Br/>maine Bola pehle aapne Baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
