B SMS Messages22988 messages

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female? <Br/>Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai. <Br/>Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti? <Br/>Girl:kyon k saB peachay se charhte hai.
Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will Be at home, <Br/>Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked. <Br/>There Was No One at home Hahaha
Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 Bottles pine ke Baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi? <Br/>Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon. <Br/>Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
Hamei tu <Br/> <Br/>Sms <Br/> <Br/>ne Loota <Br/> <Br/>Call <Br/> <Br/>Main Kaha <Br/> <Br/>Dum Tha <Br/> <Br/>Mere <Br/> <Br/>Sms <Br/> <Br/>Waha Ponchay <Br/> <Br/>Jaha Balance <Br/> <Br/>Kam tha.
Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or Bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho? <Br/>Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, aB saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon
Girls Psychology!!!! <Br/> <Br/>Fraud with Innocent Boys, <Br/> <Br/>Fun with Handsome Boys, <Br/> <Br/>Friendship With Charming Boys, <Br/> <Br/>Contact With Intelligent Boys, <Br/> <Br/>Flirt with freaky Boys, <Br/> <Br/>Love with faithful Boys, <Br/> <Br/>and In the end marriage with Rich Boy <Br/> <Br/>Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , SaB ek jaisi hain Yaaro
Q: What Difference Between Luv Marriage and arranged Marriage? <Br/>Ans: 1st One is sucide and 2nd one is a well planned murder
SuBha Teri , Shaam MEri ho <Br/> <Br/>Din Tera , Raat meri Ho <Br/> <Br/>Hasi Teri , Udasi Meri Ho <Br/> <Br/>Or JaB Maut ay to Dost <Br/> <Br/>KaBar Teri , <Br/> <Br/>Fawad Kumzurf <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ohello <Br/> <Br/>Teri Ho Meri q Ho? :)
Gadhda Be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum <Br/> <Br/>Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum <Br/> <Br/>52 jokoron wali taash ho tum <Br/> <Br/>per phir Bhi jo B ho yaar <Br/> <Br/>dost Bohat jhakaas ho tum
Ur Eyes Patakha. <Br/> <Br/>Ur lips Rocket <Br/> <Br/>Ur ears Chingari <Br/> <Br/>ur smile Phuljari <Br/> <Br/>Ur style Anaar <Br/> <Br/>ur personilty BomB <Br/> <Br/>Beta Nikal le <Br/> <Br/>I''m Coming with candle
1 Larka Apni GF k Liye Chooriyan le K Jata HAi . <Br/> <Br/>Gf: Khud hi pehna doo <Br/>Boy: mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna acha responce Mile Ga Warna May Kapray Bhi Le k ata.