Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse
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<Br/>Poor girls
<Br/>My Money
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<Br/>Rich Girls
<Br/>My DeBit card
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<Br/>Beautiful Girls
<Br/>O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe Baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya
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<Br/>phir ek machir shiekh pe Baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar Bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?
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<Br/>Sardar: Apple Khanay
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<Br/>Bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
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<Br/>Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
A Girl asks Boy: What do ya like in me ??
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<Br/>Boy: Those 2 Big white Balls having 2 little dots in it
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<Br/>Girl : What ?
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<Br/>Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing
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<Br/>Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing
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<Br/>Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition
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<Br/>Wen she slaps u its Customer FeedBack
A sardar went to a doctor...
<Br/>Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not aBle to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
<Br/>Doc: Did u try lemon
<Br/>Sardar:Ya , But when i removed it ... it started again
1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko Blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
<Br/>iska ans zarur dena ?????
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<Br/>Larki Ne jawaB diya,"Tumara Blood group A+ Hai"
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What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch Broad...
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<Br/>guess........
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<Br/>think what it could Be?????
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<Br/>try to think........
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<Br/>the answer is ....
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<Br/>ABsolutly nothing..............
<Br/>Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
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<Br/>Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "
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<Br/>Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "
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<Br/>Who Be Bina " DONATION "
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<Br/>Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "
