YEh Tumhara ProBlem Kiya Hai?
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<Br/>Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??
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<Br/>Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...
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<Br/>JaBBhi Msg Karoon tumhari Delivery report aa jati hai .
Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 Bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai
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<Br/>East or West
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<Br/>" FaWad " Is Da BEst .
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<Br/>AB Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!
I Love You!
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<Br/>I realy Love You
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<Br/>I Love You More than Anything in the world
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<Br/>Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos
In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.
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<Br/>Mother''s Love
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<Br/>Father''s Advice
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<Br/>Brother''s care
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<Br/>Sister''s Fight
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<Br/>BaBy''s Smile
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<Br/>" APNI YAARI YAAR "
When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror
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<Br/>sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot Back , i will drive.
U Stole my Memories I Excused u
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<Br/>U Stole My heart I Excused u!
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<Br/>U Stole My Smile I excused u!
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<Br/>But dis is too much
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<Br/>Mere Doggy Ka Biscuit Wapis KAro
New Punishment for moBile uSers.
<Br/>Misscall K Liye Jail,
<Br/>Message k Liye Phansi,
<Br/>Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
<Br/>tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!
teacher:Bacho wada karo kaBhi sharaB,cigerate nhi peo gay?
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<Br/>Bachay:nhi peean gay..
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<Br/>teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?
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<Br/>Bachay:nhi karain gay...
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<Br/>teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurBan karo gay???
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<Br/>Bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna B kia hay....
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper Boy nd Brings it to me.
<Br/>2nd girl- I know.
<Br/>1st girl- how?
<Br/>2nd girl- my dog told me!!
