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wht did the kangaroo
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her BaBy missing? <Br/>…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
Dhoom Dhoom Song
Dhoom Dhoom Song <Br/>dhoom dhoom teri Biwi kesi <Br/>dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi <Br/>dhoom dhoom teray Bachay kalay <Br/>cream lagalay cream lagalay <Br/> <Br/>dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali <Br/>dhoom dhoom aray anday wali <Br/>dhoom dhoom Bhaag gai saali <Br/>dhoom dhoom meray Bday ai <Br/>dhoom dhoom mene saB ko Bulaya <Br/>dhoom dhoom per koi na aya <Br/>dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya <Br/>dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya <Br/>dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa <Br/>dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom!!
again and asks him... ''Aam Hai kya ?''
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?'' <Br/>The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi Bechte.'' <Br/> <Br/>Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him... <Br/> <Br/>''Aam Hai kya ?'' <Br/> <Br/>He gets a little irritated and says... <Br/> <Br/>''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi Bechte'' <Br/> <Br/>On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?'' <Br/> <Br/>He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. ABhi vapas aaya to hathoda <Br/> <Br/>marunga sar ke upar'' <Br/> <Br/>The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?'' <Br/> <Br/>The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi'' <Br/> <Br/>The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
Sardar ji ko sarak
Sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshaB kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra Badalnay lagi. <Br/>Sardar ji Bole , <Br/>" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA
Phone na kia karu DEAR
Phone na kia karu DEAR <Br/>Mama hoti hain NEAR <Br/>Papa se lagta hai FEAR <Br/>Baat nahi hoti CLEAR <Br/>Dewaron k B hote hain EAR <Br/>IS liye SMS karu DEAR <Br/>No FEAR n everything CLEAR
i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving
i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday. <Br/>I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the numBer, address and <Br/>new email ID when i get is there. <Br/>Hope to see you there?sorry for short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Next Prisident of PAKISTAN
" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai
" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k Baal "CRUELY" Hotye hain " <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kiya ?? <Br/> <Br/>Socho ?? <Br/> <Br/>Ek chance or lo ? <Br/> <Br/>You dirty mind ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ans: AFRICA
Maine Kaha Dilruba
Maine Kaha DilruBa <Br/> <Br/>Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa <Br/> <Br/>Maine kaha Paise Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Usne Kaha Kaise nahi <Br/> <Br/>Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai <Br/> <Br/>Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha
PREDICTION:
PREDICTION: After the death of Imran Hashmi , wat will Be written on his grave ? <Br/> <Br/>Do NOT disturB Sony day salay ko pehli Bar akeela so raha ha
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...
2 sardaron ko 2 BomB milay... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2nd sardar: agar koi BomB rastay main phat gaya to? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>1 sardar: jhoot Bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.
Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u.. <Br/>Girl: U can''t!! <Br/>Boy: Lagi 20-20 ki? <Br/>Girl: OK <Br/>(Boy kisses tightly) <Br/>Girl: U touched me!!! <Br/>Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupees
Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI
Aik SARDAR jee NE APNI SAGAI(ENGAGEMENT) TOD DI. <Br/> <Br/>BATAO KYUN?... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SOCHO SOCHO…… <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BECAUSE LADKI KUNWARI THI. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>STRANGE NA .. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BUT SARDAR Jee HAS RESON FOR THAT? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>- SOCHO Socho <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT <Br/> <Br/>JO LADKI AB TAK KISI KI NAHI HUYEE, WO MERI KYA HOGI. <Br/> <Br/>BALLE – BALLE

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