LXS 2154
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<Br/>LZM 5421
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<Br/>LWA 5421
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<Br/>LEA 8745
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<Br/>Aray itna Gor se kiya pahr rahe ho ?
<Br/>Kal SuBha 10 Baje se pehle iin cars
<Br/>par kapra mar dena Ok ??
Doc: tum roz suBha clinic k Bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
<Br/>Santa: ji ap ne Bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
Doc: tum roz suBha clinic k Bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
<Br/>Santa: ji ap ne Bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A Bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
<Br/>Student : A cow and a Bull is grazing in the field
<Br/>Teacher : How?
<Br/>Student : Ladies First
Mistakes r emBarsin wen dey happen,
<Br/>But years later wen u hav a collection
<Br/>of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
<Br/>((((((SUCCESS)))))
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
<Br/>other.
<Br/>Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in Both ears & comes out of
<Br/>the mouth.
A mother Bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the Boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too
