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Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log aisa kia karte hain k theek 9 MAHINAY Baad 14 NOV ko "CHILDREN DAY" manana parta hai. <Br/>
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye <Br/> <Br/>suB tarron se dosti kar aye <Br/> <Br/>ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae <Br/> <Br/>Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer Bathroom main laga rakhi hai <Br/>Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULAAB ki goli kah rakhi ha
Teri Maa Di <Br/>Teri Peo Di <Br/>Terie Bra di <Br/>Tere BaBi De <Br/>Tere Poray Khandan Di <Br/>Te Meri V tu Jaan Hain <Br/>Hahahahaha
a <Br/>B <Br/>c <Br/>d <Br/>e <Br/>f <Br/>g <Br/>h <Br/>i <Br/>j <Br/>k <Br/>l <Br/>m <Br/>n <Br/>o <Br/>p <Br/>q <Br/>r <Br/>s <Br/>t <Br/>u <Br/>v <Br/>w <Br/>x <Br/>y <Br/>z <Br/>1 <Br/>2 <Br/>3 <Br/>4 <Br/>5 <Br/>6 <Br/>7 <Br/>8 <Br/>9 <Br/>0 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Oh GOD Thanks .. my ALL Buttons are working :)
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead <Br/> <Br/>Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor <Br/> <Br/>35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son <Br/> <Br/>20th floor:- i m not married <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>3rd floor:- shit i m Banta
A man:-SANTA ur son is dead <Br/> <Br/>Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor <Br/> <Br/>35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son <Br/> <Br/>20th floor:- i m not married <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>3rd floor:- shit i m Banta
Munna Bhai: ABe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ? <Br/>circuit: Simple Bhai... Bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
Munna Bhai: ABe circut ,Ye Bata , Ager Bina daaton ka kutta kate tu kya karnay ka ? <Br/>circuit: Simple Bhai... Bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary?? <Br/>Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne Bachay kyo hu janday ne? <Br/>Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye
Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia, GloBardentin....Yeh Sarri Beemariyan dant tootne par hoti hai <Br/>Sms karte rehna Baaki Samjhdar ko ishra hi kaffi hota ha