Never luk for a Gud Face, it''ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it''ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that''ll miss u every day.
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them Brother & sister.
Happiest man is on whose,
<Br/>daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
<Br/>son on india today,
<Br/>girlfriend on playBoy,
<Br/>WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
After a quarrel, a husBand said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, But I was in love and didn''t notice."
HeartBeats are countless
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<Br/>Spirits are ageless
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<Br/>Dreams are endless
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<Br/>Memories are timeless
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<Br/>A friend like you
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<Br/>Shameless!!!
A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.
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<Br/>HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,
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<Br/>WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.
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<Br/>SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,
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<Br/>DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.
Woh Bhi kya din the jaB log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
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<Br/>par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
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<Br/>Hes puzzld.
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<Br/>Asks major, Sir, yeh Bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
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<Br/>Major: kisi Bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
