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Call Me Now
Call Me Now , I Heard Some Major Gossip ABout You. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shocked? Farward 2 your friends And see How Many Don''tRead The message Fully And Make Fools Good Day !!!
Ek Admi Hotel Gaya
Ek Admi Hotel Gaya Aur Waiter se Bola " Waiter Ek Sureelee chai Pilayo " <Br/>Waiter: Hamray Han GAAIY ka Doodh ata hai NArgis ka nahi
What Is difference
What Is difference Between Secretary and personal seceretary?? <Br/>Secretory says good morning sir, While Persoonal secretory says OH GOD! its Morning sir
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
GaBBar: Kitne admi they? <Br/>SamBha: Sardar 2 <Br/>GaBBar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? <Br/>SamBa: Sardar 2, 1 ke Baad aata hai <Br/>GaBBar: Aur 2 ke pehle? <Br/>SamBa: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. <Br/>GaBBar: To Beech mein kaun ata hai? <Br/>SamBa: Beech mein koi nahi aata> <Br/>GaBBar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? <Br/>SamBa: 1 k Baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se Bada hai. <Br/>GaBar: 2, 1 se kitna Bada hai? <Br/>SamBa: 2, 1 se 1 Bada hai. <Br/>GaBBar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 Bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna Bada hai? <Br/>SamnBa: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar
Phone ki ring baji
Phone ki ring Baji. <Br/>HusBand: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon. <Br/>Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain. <Br/>HusBand: Maine mana kiya that... <Br/>Wife: Phone mere liye tha!
Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Ek sardar Bar mein ro raha tha <Br/>Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho? <Br/>Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko Bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.
wife:Suniye zara
wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien <Br/>HusBand:magar yahan to nahi ha <Br/>Wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi
One day a sardarji
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the <Br/>thirteenth floor Building when a man came running in <Br/>to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter <Br/>Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in <Br/>panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office <Br/>window. While coming down when he was near the tenth <Br/>floor he rememBered he didn''t have a daughter named <Br/>Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he rememBered <Br/>he was not married.When he was aBout to hit the ground <Br/>he rememBered he was not Santa Singh.
A sardaar to his friend
A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar Bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si. <Br/>Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.
Sardar enters
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarBox. Sees inside and closes it. <Br/>Wife oBserves the whole situation... <Br/>Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this? <Br/>Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
Gal: Is
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? <Br/>Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. <Br/>Girl: Aur us dress ka? <Br/>Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. <Br/>Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, Bill dadi dengi
Angry boss:
Angry Boss: Tumne kaBhi Ullu dekha hai? <Br/>Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. <Br/>Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

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