One day a sardarji

One day a sardarji
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
  

May, 22 2010     525 chars (4 sms)     3229 views       Funny

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IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
Pyar
B Ajab Shay HePyar
B Ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
Bivi Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje
Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me

Jb Ma Khana Pkati Thi
To Ap Mujy Zyada Khilaty Or Khud Kam.

Lekin Ab Ap Aisa Q Nhi Krty?

Shohar:Q K Ab Tmhy Khana Pakana Aa Gia Hy
Teacher: "BAHR-UL-KAHIL"
Kisay kEhtAy hAin?

StudEnt: Jo bEhrA oR KahiL Ho
Usay Bahr-ul-kahil
Kehtay hAin.
Meaning Of A B C D E F G

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D C B A

Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY


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