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<Br/>msg phara?
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<Br/>samjh aya?
<Br/>nahi?
<Br/>aB moBile ko
<Br/>Ulta kar ke Pahro
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<Br/>aB samjh aya?
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<Br/>Nahi ?
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<Br/>Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???
Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeB aa ke ruki tu larki Boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
<Br/>car wala Bola " main Bhi yehi samjha tha
3 MEN discusing wives
<Br/>1st says my wife is very cold
<Br/>2nd says mine is very hot
<Br/>3rd SARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold But people say she is hot
MERE SmS Milay?
<Br/>Nahi Milay to ye Lo
<Br/>SMS SMS SMS
<Br/>Lo chotay Sms
<Br/>sms sms sms
<Br/>ye lo remix
<Br/>SmS sMs smS
<Br/>stylish wale Bhi Loo
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<Br/>Bas?
<Br/>Now your turn
Sir to student: Batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
<Br/>Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni Beti se karte hain
<Br/>or ishq woh hai jo main apki Beti se karta ho
Pir SahiB went to a prostitute for sex.
<Br/>after having fun the prostitute asked: " pir sahiB paise ?"
<Br/>Pir sahiB replied " pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa "
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
<Br/>Beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get Back
