Boy : main kunwari larki k sath

Boy : main kunwari larki k sath
Boy : main kunwari larki k sath sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke main khuun kharana nahi passand karta
  

May, 22 2010     117 chars (1 sms)     4712 views       

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love is when someone breaks ur heart and the most amazing part is that u still love the person with every broken piece...
khoosh haal se tum bhi lagte ho
yoon afsoorda to hum bhi nahi
per jan''ne waale jaante hain
khoosh tum bhi nahi khoosh hum bhi nahi
Meri Ankhoon Sai Kabhi Utroo Dil Main,
Kai Main Dhadkan Main Basa Lon Tum Ko,
Jaan Sai Barh Kar Chahon Tumhain,
Apni Zindagi Hi Banna Loon Tum Ko,
Maray Khabon Main Sirf Tum Hi Baso,
Apni Neendon Main Saja Loon Tum Ko,
Loogon Ki Bhir Main Kho Na Jao Kahin,
Zamanay Sai Chalo Main Chura Lon Tum Ko,
Meri Tanhai Ko Zaroorat Hai Tumhari,
Gar Ijazat Ho Tu Yadon Main Bula Lon Tum Ko
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
"I Know Somebody,

They Cry For You. They Lie Awake

At Night And Dream Of You.

I Bet You Never Even Know They Do,

But Somebody''s Crying."
Kyun Chhup K Mohabbat Kartay Ho
Sang Chalnay Ka Dam Bhartay Ho

Jo Shikway Gilay Hain Keh Dalo
Kyun Bat Kehnay Say Dartay Ho

Usay Bhol Jao Jo Guzar Gaya
Kyun Khud Say Itna Lartay Ho

Mujhay Bhi Khud Main Shamil Karlo
Kyun Tanha Aag Main Jaltay Ho

Be-Fikar Hojao Ye Jan Lo
Tum Meray Dil Main Bastay Ho
A Prayer When I''m Weary
As Onward I Trod,

A Little More Trusting,
Believing in God,

This I Would Wish for
Within Moments Dear,

Not a Lot - Just a Little
This Wondrous New Year.

Happy New Year.
Love is like a flower, give it some time, patience and lots of tender loving care; and watch it bloom into something wonderful before your eyes.
Dear customer!your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st April 2007
"ZINDAGI EK
RAAT HAI"

Jiss Main Na Jane Kitney Khaab Hain,

Jo Mill Jayen Woh Apne Hain,

Jo Toot Jaain Woh Sapne Hain..

....Good Night....
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.