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Bite the neck gently, <Br/>chew the Breast softly, <Br/>Spreads the legs lostly, <Br/>And suck the juice excitely, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:) <Br/>> <Br/>> <Br/>> <Br/>> <Br/>> <Br/>. <Br/>> <Br/>Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>nahin..???. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>plzz chek it again...!! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>checked..?????? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>r u sure..??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>yesss..!!! <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>koi Bat nahin gadhey k Bhi nahin hotey...!!! <Br/> <Br/>hows it..!!
Ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota......... <Br/>Scroll down.. <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>Think Guys Think <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>Think Galz Think <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>< <Br/>> <Br/>ANSWER <Br/>BAAPHIBAAP Chudhary <Br/>MA HI MA to BAAP HI BAAP
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ? <Br/>Girl: I will think... EK Bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
TODAY i was going to Be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuaBle thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked aBout my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"
Osama asked from his Brother,wots going on in ur life... his Brother replied:''kaBhi khushi kaBhi gham'' <Br/>wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kaBhi atom kaBhi BomB''
Sardar car ki Battery change karwane gaya ... <Br/> <Br/>Mechanic - SahaB, Exide ki daal doon ? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir proBlem hogi.
I WANT TO TELL you ONE THING <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>-•= > PLZ DON"T MISTAKE ME . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>-•= > PLZ DO IT SINCERELY . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>WEAR A HELMET WHEN WALKING . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BECAUSE............................? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>" Empty Things Break Easily "
A husBand read an article to his wife aBout how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to Be Because we have to repeat everything to men... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>The husBand then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGNET” in 20 years, But a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins…
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir Bhi log apni Biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
Message pe message Bhejte ho, <Br/>Bhej Bhej ke Bheja kharaB karte ho, <Br/>Bhejte ho to Bhi kya Bhejte ho, <Br/>khud ka Bheja to chalta nahin, <Br/>doosron ka Bheja hua Bhejte ho!