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Bite the neck gently
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Bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,
Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
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May, 24 2010
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Marez doctor se:
Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
Girl:Kon ho tum?
Girl:Kon ho tum?
Boy:hasrat tumhari,
Girl:takte ho kia?
Boy:Surat tumhari,
Girl:karte ho kai?
Boy:poja tumhari,
Girl:kafir ho kia?
Boy:aisa hi sahi,
Girl:chahte ho kia?
Boy:muhabat yumhari,
Girl:pachtao gay?
Boy:kismat hamri,
Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...
wo soye hoye the....
Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...
hum soye hoye the...
Moral:-
''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''
Name The Animal Which
Name The Animal Which Is Exactly Like Dog But Wakls On Three Legs ..??
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Socho
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Itna Bhi Nahi Pata ...
LANGRA KUUTA
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !
Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?
Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
Meera
"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".
Tarjama
"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
A Great JAPANESE Proverb
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
a girl asks her mom
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?
Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.
Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.
1. UNIT NO. 1.
2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.
3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.
4. OPRETION 92.
5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.
6. SIRF ALTAF.
7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.
8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...
2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE
2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE
WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN
NUCLEAR BOMBS...
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(1) 2week used sockz
(2) molion waly parathy ki gase
Husband ask,"
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