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Bite the neck gently
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Bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,
Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
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May, 24 2010
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AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :
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Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?
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ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein btata hun.
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FIRE BRIGADE,
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So i want 2 gift u N-73
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kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
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jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
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