aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
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<Br/>jaB wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo
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<Br/>agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
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<Br/>agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
<Br/>"Baji dar gaye"
<Br/>"Baji dar gaye"
yamraj took man to hell.....
<Br/>there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid Bipasha..
<Br/>man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
<Br/>yamraj:saza tu Bipasha ko mili hai...
a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids aBt it..
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<Br/>he gives a clue to dem..
<Br/>"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"
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<Br/>son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"
once a king ask hisunshi k uski Beti k leye larka dhondo
<Br/>munshi ne Beti ki omer pochi..
<Br/>king:18
<Br/>munshi:agar 18 saal ka na mila tu 9-9 saal k do le ao..
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
<Br/>HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
<Br/>WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
<Br/>their CHILD who was nearBy said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
-Agr tum:
<Br/>0% Busy ho
<Br/>32% Beemar ho
<Br/>14% dukhi ho
<Br/>20% temtion main ho
<Br/>46% tarse huay ho
<Br/>48% ghaBra rahe ho
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Sheikh SB on death Bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh SB: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh SB:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1But v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 rememBer a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1But v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 rememBer a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"
