Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husBand: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" HusBand: "I tried But she Slapped me
3 Sardars talking aBout Aids1) Mai to condom k Bina karta nahi.2) Mai to ungali me Bhi condom pehenta hu.3) Mai to Bilkul risk nahi leta Parosi se karwata hoon.
Naila nay zazia ko shaBana nay shaBnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko Bushra nay BaBra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akBar nay asghar ko Basheer nay BaBar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!
Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khaBri hai
<Br/>Ma-Bol Beta
<Br/>Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
<Br/>Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
<Br/>Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!
Sorry to disturB u But i got ur numBer from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my Bed, Kareena kapoor........
SharaBi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharaB chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. SharaBi-Toh PunjaB Police ne meri 200 Bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
A gud frnd iz like a Donkey,
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<Br/>Bcoz a gud friend carries the load of dificulties and pains in friendship.
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<Br/>U do same & U r my gud frnd,so U r my cute Donkey GUD LUK
App khwaB main aye ahtalam ho gya.ap ki izat Bi reh gai hamara Bi kam ho gya.Send this mesege to atleast 10 tharki''s u will see a popat Bachi in dream trust me
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them Brother n sister
