Aik park mein Mian Biwi lar rahe theyQareeB hi Bench par kuch aawara larke Bethe theyMian ne ghusse mein kaha "Dil karta hai tumhein kutton k agey dal doon"Larkon ki taraf se aawaz aai "Bhow. . Bhow Bhow. . ."
HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE:
<Br/>A guy left whole answr sheet Blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"
Mom:"Beti Bari ho kar kya karogi?"Beti:"Kuch nahi..Maa Banongi,Parhoon gi,Shaadi karon gi...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna hai karo par zara TARTEEB sahi rakhna".
Aaj ki khas khas khaBroon main khusamdeed.Aj ki taza khaBer:Good morning and have a nice day.Aur aB tafseel:Aaj Bhi sms ki Baarish jaari rahe gi,call anay ka B imkan hai aur mis cals k Badal B any ki tawaqa hai.Aaj poray din Bar Bar viBration k jhatkay lagtay rahain gay.Shukria.
Sheikh SB on death Bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh SB: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh SB:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
santa 2 his wife : light chali gayi hain...Bahut garmi ho rahi hain..jara fan on karna...
<Br/>santa''s wife : kar di na sardaaro waali Baat...!! agar Fan on kiya to candle Bhuj jayegi na...!!!!
Manager 2 Sardar :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
<Br/>Sardar :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
<Br/>Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
<Br/>Sardar :- Nahi ji, meri Bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
Naraz ho kia?
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<Br/>Lakin muj se kyun?
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<Br/>Mana k Bohat taklif me ho
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<Br/>Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th
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<Br/>yaur saB ne 7,7 pathar mare,
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<Br/>Un me ma tu nai the na?
