B SMS Messages22988 messages

I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a BaBy Boy.Wen his hair Begin to curl,May u hav a BaBy girl,Wen she Begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN
If a Black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere, <Br/>wat does it mean???? <Br/> <Br/>*?** <Br/> <Br/>** <Br/> <Br/>** <Br/> <Br/>** <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>* <Br/> <Br/>It means that Black cat is also going some where
Smndr me pani <Br/>Pani me fish <Br/>wah! <Br/>Wah! <Br/>Wah! <Br/>Ja tujhe Bye-Bye <Br/>TERI GRL FRD KO KISS!aB B kaho <Br/>WAH <Br/>WAH <Br/>WAH!!!
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husBnd Bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husBnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
Everyday same wishes <Br/>R u Bored of it? Let it B different Dis timeLet da devils sing around u, mummies dance around u, vampires sit Behind uve a HORRIBLE NIGHT
Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jaag gayi,Maine itne love letter post kiye k woh "POSTMAN k saath hi Bhaag Gayee.
1. I may Be paranoid, But that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me. <Br/> <Br/>2. What''s the difference Between a girlfriend and a wife? <Br/>ABout 25 to 30 pounds. <Br/> <Br/>3. What''s the difference Between a Boyfriend and a husBand? <Br/>ABout 25 to 30 minutes.
Janay kia huga es mulk ka ? <Br/> <Br/>Parhay likhay honay k Bawajooj <Br/> <Br/>Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain <Br/> <Br/>AB es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo.. <Br/> <Br/>"Paindoo Kaheen k"
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? <Br/>Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. <Br/>Wife: Kitni mari? <Br/>Man: 3 male aur 2 female. <Br/>Wife: Kaise malum? <Br/>Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki Botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
HusBand on wedding,askd his wife hd u any Boy frnd Befor our marriage? <Br/>Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied <Br/> <Br/>"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"
Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai <Br/>Suna he k ap k pas Bi moBil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai <Br/>Magar ap msg nahi kartay <Br/>Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.
Yeh pyar B na ajaB shay hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Maa sy ho to iBadat <Br/>Bap sy ho to muqaddas <Br/>Bhai say ho to aaqidat <Br/>Behan say ho to farz <Br/>B v say ho to... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Chunnu <Br/>munnu <Br/>guddu <Br/>pappu