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************BREAKING NEWS************* <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ZABARDAST SALE TAMAM BATA OUR <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SERVISE KI DUKAAN PAR EK <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JORA KHARIDNEY PAR 5 JOREY FREE....... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>JALDI KARIEN............. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>CRICKET TEAM WAPIS <Br/> <Br/>AA RAHE HAI............
Always smile ok <Br/>Because <Br/> <Br/>Your smile is so <Br/>Captivating and so nice <Br/> <Br/>Show me a sample <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>,,//,, <Br/>[@..@] <Br/>[.____,] <Br/> <Br/>oye hoye <Br/>SO CUTE!
Since our frndship started ... <Br/> <Br/>There hv Been so many times <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>WEN I DISTURBED U ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>IRRITATED U ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>FRUSTRATED U ... <Br/> <Br/>Today i msg u just to say <Br/> <Br/>"I''LL CONTINUE"!!
- interview - <Br/> <Br/>Question: To Bataiye PANI ke Bina insan kese marega? <Br/> <Br/>Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to dooB jayega!! den dead...
Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" <Br/>Banta : How do you know?? <Br/>Santa : When I went to the Park today, everyBody said, <Br/>Oh GOD ! U have came again..
Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai. <Br/> <Br/>Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 Bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY <Br/>CAUSED BY: Lecturer <Br/>HOST: Students <Br/>REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure <Br/>SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the taBle, Automatic closure of the eyes <Br/>CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth <Br/>PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes <Br/>PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness <Br/>DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes By thr prof. <Br/>TREATMENT: Not yet invented <Br/>PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, Baapu Bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? <Br/> <Br/>Circuit: Bhai Bole toh Bapu Bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
A Boy goes to see a caBaret dance. <Br/> <Br/>His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? <Br/> <Br/>Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u <Br/> <Br/>Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..? <Br/> <Br/>ap nahi Bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage <Br/> <Br/>ga ki aaj <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>ANIMALS DAY HA
Oopar aasman hai <Br/> <Br/>Niche sagar hai, <Br/> <Br/>Aur ek Bander isse <Br/> <Br/>Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai
Assalam-O-Alaikum, Moaziz Dost, Jaisa Ke Aap SuB Janty Hain Ke Mera Muqsad Koi LamBi Chori Taqreer Karna Nahi, Na Hi Me Koi LamBi Chori Kahani Sunany Ja Raha Hoon Kyunk Me Janta Hoon Ke Aaj Kal Waqt Kisi Ke Pas Nahi Hai, Na Hi Aap Ke Pas LamBi Bat Sunany Ka Waqt Hai Aur Na Hi Meray Pas LamBi Bat Sunany Ka, So MatlaB Ki Bat Karty Hain,.....I MISs Y0..