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My night r Becoming sleepless, my dream r Becoming hopeless, i asked God is it love ? God said no. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Exams r near!
Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de, <Br/> <Br/>Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free <Br/>Hahahahahaha
Twade laye khoBsurat hon di tarkiB <Br/> <Br/>Pres down Buton <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Once again <Br/> <Br/>Ek wari hor <Br/> <Br/>Bas ik wari hor <Br/> <Br/>Lo daso g, Banda kadi Button daBan nal v khoBsurat hoya?
Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no. <Br/>But the Boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don''t <Br/>u feel sad? <Br/>The Boy replied "I lost the one who never <Br/>loved me, But she lost the one who <Br/>really loved her."......
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein <Br/>gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, <Br/>2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega M
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, <Br/>tongue & ears By TORCH & finally what did he say? <Br/>“Battery is OK”
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handBag to the office. Why? <Br/>Darling : When there is a proBlem, no matter how impossiBle, I look at your picture and the proBlem disappears. <Br/> <Br/>Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? <Br/>Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other proBlem Can there Be greater than this one?
A sardarji went to a <Br/>STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and <Br/>slapped the operator twice. <Br/> <Br/>Guess why ? <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz there it was written <Br/>“NumBer dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days <Br/>Guess why? <Br/>Because someBody had told him that <Br/>it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car <Br/>ki speed itni kion Barha di…?? <Br/> <Br/>Sardar ji: oyee car ki Break fail ho gayai <Br/>hain, is say pehlay k koi accident <Br/>ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
Kisi nay dil Badal liya, <Br/>Kisi nay dharkan Badl li, <Br/> <Br/>Aap k paas kuch nahin tha Badalnay ko, <Br/>to <Br/>aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal Badal li:p
God thought that since <Br/>he couldnt B everywhere <Br/>he made a mother. <Br/> <Br/>Then devil thought that <Br/>he couldnt Be everywhere <Br/>he made a mother-in-law.