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A Beautiful young Bride said to her 80 years old husBand: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do Both''''
Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko Bandar keh Dun <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Magar ? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>uss kamBakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai
6 facts of the world Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue; Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it. Fact 3: Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......... ........ Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! Bcoz u Became a fool !!! Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u want to forward this as soon as u read this completely.. .. Fact 6 : successfully you are fooled... so forward this to fool others.. go on! :)Z
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,white colour 2 ur teeth,pink colour 2 ur lips,silver colour 2 ur eyes,n u look too horriBl so zara kum smile kia karo;p
MehBoB k hath may hai kalion ki mala.... <Br/> <Br/>Zara ghor frmain... <Br/> <Br/>MehBoB k hath may hai kalion ki mala............. <Br/> <Br/>"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"
Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni B kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!
Mr Anis ''walking on the road suddenly Bend &touched the road &said furiously''fittay moonh,loki thokk vi enj sutday ney,jivein ruppeya peya hovay..
MoBiles pe ek pagal virus aya he agar 03343004071 no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna varna insan Ban jao ge sialkot mei 2 gadhay insan Ban gye hai so Becareful
Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi, <Br/> <Br/>Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi, <Br/> <Br/>Kya ye such much pyar hai, <Br/> <Br/>Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.
''''Talking to a Genius is equal to the knowledge of reading Books for one month'''' (chinese proverB)... So feel free to call me anytime.
Maths Magic:Ur cell nmBr''slast digit x 2+ 5x 50+ ur AGE+ 365&- 615.The last2 numBr isur age &1st numBr isur cell''s last no.TRY ITS INTERESTING.
Frz karo <Br/>Pervez Musharaf <Br/>Shukat Aziz <Br/>Altaf Husain <Br/>Benazir <Br/>Nwaz Sharif <Br/>1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti dooB jaeTo kon Bache ga? <Br/> <Br/>GUESS <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>PAKISTAN