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Guide: "I welcome
Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world''s largest <Br/>waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 <Br/>supersonic planes passing By can''t Be heard. <Br/>Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara <Br/>Falls?"
Three patients in a mental
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given By the head psychiatrist. <Br/>If the patients pass the exam, they will Be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years. <Br/>The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving Board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump. <Br/>The first patient jumps head first into the pool and Breaks Both arms. <Br/>Then the second patient jumps and Breaks Both legs. <Br/>The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. <Br/>"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor. <Br/>To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
Bahu: Maan ji,
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh aBhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... <Br/>Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa Bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
Newton Ka gravity Ka Law Kiss
Newton Ka gravity Ka Law Kiss Ki Waja se Bana ?? <Br/> <Br/>Chacha Gamay Ki waja se.. <Br/> <Br/>Pata Hai Kaise ?? <Br/>?? <Br/>?? <Br/>?? <Br/>?? <Br/> <Br/>Jiss Darakht se Apple(saiB) Girra Tha woh Darrakht chacha Gamay Ka tha :) :)
Tum aChe
Tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aChe <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sache <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>pYare <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ImaNdaR <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SamAJdar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AqalmAnD <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>shareeF <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>logon se <Br/>dur rehna!! <Br/> <Br/>Warna wo <Br/>B "Biggar" jayenge... :p
Jab kabi b aapki larai
JaB kaBi B <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aapki larai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>10 logon se ho to <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ghaBrna mat <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bus mujhe Bula lena <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>B coz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ma ne kaBi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha ;->
Once Upon A Time...
Once Upon A Time... <Br/> <Br/>A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p
MATHAMETICAL POEM.
MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se Bat karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat karte ho..!
Shohr:Bagum mera
Shohr:Bagum mera fon ho tou keh dena k gar pe nh <Br/> <Br/>Bagum:helo! Mere shohr gar mein hen <Br/> <Br/>shohr:meine kaha tha keh deina gar pe nh hen <Br/> <Br/>Bagum: G wo fone mera aya tha
An engineering student to his
An engineering student to his sweeper Brother: <Br/> <Br/>"mere paas degree hai, <Br/> <Br/>knowledge hai, <Br/> <Br/>4 logon mein Baithne ki izzat hai. <Br/> <Br/>Tere paas kya hai?". <Br/> <Br/>Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
Dont give importance to MONEY
Dont give importance to MONEY <Br/> <Br/>Bcz <Br/> <Br/>It can give u <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BED <Br/>But not SLEEP <Br/> <Br/>BOOKS <Br/>But not BRAIN <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>CLOTHES <Br/>But not BEAUTY <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>LUXRIES <Br/>But not HAPPINESS <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>so <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Transfer it to my account...
did u know what is mean by MAN
did u know what is mean By MAN <Br/>M=marvelous <Br/>A=and <Br/>N=nice <Br/>and the word WOMAN mean is <Br/>W=wanted <Br/>O=other <Br/>MAN=man

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