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Thousands of yesterdays are gone........ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>millions of tomorrow will come........ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>But still a hope is alive........ <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
Saare gawaahon aur Bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na Bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont <Br/> <Br/>even have a Big car like Noman,But <Br/> <Br/>i really love U! <Br/> <Br/>Girl:thats ok But tell me more aBout Noman..!
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont <Br/> <Br/>even have a Big car like Noman,But <Br/> <Br/>i really love U! <Br/> <Br/>Girl:thats ok But tell me more aBout Noman..!
Neend jaB B mujhe aaghosh may leti hei <Br/>Aapka chehra nigahon may Bus jata hei <Br/>Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei <Br/>Dil se yahi awaz ati hei <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ?????????? <Br/> <Br/>ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS…. <Br/>“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”
Gaon main <Br/>Raat ko jaB <Br/>Maan Baap sotay nahi han <Br/>To <Br/>Bacha kehta hei <Br/>Soja Baapu so ja <Br/>Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....
an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he douBted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>An apple a day keeps the doctor away
why u feel lonely n cant see anyone arround u <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>and d world seems 2 B DARK, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>everything seems FAR, <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>com wid Me hold my hand n I''ll take u <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>to An <Br/>EYE SPECIALIST..............
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handBag to the office. Why? <Br/>Darling : When there is a proBlem, no matter how impossiBle, I look at your picture and the proBlem disappears. <Br/>Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? <Br/>Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other proBlem Can there Be greater than this one?
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "Beans".. <Br/>My Father grows Beans," said one student. "My father cooks Beans," said <Br/>another. <Br/>Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human Beans."
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? " <Br/>Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." <Br/>Interviewer: "Wow, she must Be some woman. <Br/>Interviewer: "What were you Before you married her?" <Br/>Millionaire: "A Billionaire"