a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
<Br/>MAN: "It''s 3:15."
<Br/>a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have Been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Teacher : " Can anyBody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
<Br/>One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Human Brain is the most outstanding oBject in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are Born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Aj agar apka sms ayega to hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!
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<Br/>Ghusay main PANIR PARATHA AUR CHICKEN PALAO
<Br/>k Baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..
"The powers of mind
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Dosti karo TELENOR wali se.pyar kro INSTA wali se.date maro U FONE wali se Aankh larao PAKTEL wali se Gift lo WARID wali se.or SHADI karo BAGAIR MOBILE wali se
Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawaB do.
<Br/>Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.
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<Br/>Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?
Height of telling a lie
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<Br/>a negro takin Bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"
Boy: I LOVE U...
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<Br/>Girl: ME TOO...
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<Br/>BOY: How much u do u love me???
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<Br/>Girl: As much as u do...
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<Br/>Boy: "U CHEATER...I THOUGHT U REALLY LOVED ME"
