B SMS Messages22988 messages

2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:Beautiful,Bold,tall,Blue eyes.What aBout urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri laBiye :-D
Yaro ki yari pe shak nhi karte, jaB hum Bol rahe ho to Bak-Bak nahi karte.pareshan karte ho jaB hum so rahe hote hainaB hum jag rahe hain to SMS nhi karte.
Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya <Br/> <Br/>Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha? <Br/> <Br/>Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" Banainge
Twin BaBies Born in a SARDAR''s House. <Br/> <Br/>SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>? <Br/>Who is the father of second !
Santa child - mere papa Bahut darpok hain. <Br/> <Br/>Banta child - how? <Br/> <Br/>Santa child - jaB Bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya. 3 din Baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur Bola, "Aalim SaaB menu Baar kaddo, mey tey Bhukka mar chalaan"
KHUSH KISMAT HAIN AP K HUM AP KI DOSTI KO ITNI SHIDAT SE CHAHTY HAIN.....WARNA HUM TO WOH CHEZ HAIN JIN K KHUWAB MAY BHI LOG APPOINTMENT SE ATAY HAIN:-):-):-)
Luv Story:Hero love heroin Bt heroin luv vilan Bt vilan luv hero''s sister But hero''s sister luv heroin''s Brother Bt heroin''s Brother luv vilan''s sister But vilan''s sister luv hero''s Brother Bt hero''s Brother luv heroin Bt heroin luv vilanFinally 2 person commit suicide <Br/>PRODUCER & DIRECTOR
Importance of thumB... <Br/>Child use it 4 chewing, <Br/> <Br/>Illiterate people use it 4 sign, <Br/> <Br/>Winners 4 victory, <Br/> <Br/>AND <Br/> <Br/>My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs.... <Br/>oh... u too?
A rose Rs.7 <Br/>A card Rs.25 <Br/>A Lunch Rs.200 <Br/>Movie Rs.150 <Br/>But a Friend like u is "Priceless" <Br/>Zyada urho mut <Br/>priceless Bole to "FOKAT"
1 Bhoot dusre Bhoot se-Yar Bade arsay ki Baat hai ADAMI marne k Bad BHOOT Ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k Bad B CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha. <Br/> <Br/>WHY? <Br/> <Br/>His Wife Deliverd a BaBy. <Br/> <Br/>Doctor sent Him SMS, <Br/> <Br/>"MuBark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye". <Br/> <Br/>Sardar forwarded it 2 all.