B SMS Messages22988 messages

Sher ki shadi thi, Barat me saB sheron ke Bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta Bola shadi se pehle hum Bhi sher thee.
RuB se dua karte hain,K mere doston ko khushiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nhi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se Behno jesa pyar milay:-)
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi Bhi msg nahi aayato.. <Br/>To <Br/> <Br/>tO <Br/> <Br/>to <Br/> <Br/>aaj apni dosti khatam... <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/>Kal sa phir shuru
Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to Baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"
As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how Busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll B like them,in touch..Always. . .
karti ha meri Bewi suBha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAKHIRA kon hai?Banwaya jaB mein n apna ID card,poch dala Batate kuin nehi ye aB NADRA kon ha
jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi <Br/> <Br/>jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!
Phoolon mai Tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Khayalon mai Tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dil main Tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Baghon main Tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sapnon main Tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Yaadon main Tum <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.
Son:Papa saB log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain <Br/> <Br/>Papa:Beta akal Badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !
IslmaBad <Br/>Airport <Br/>Par <Br/>PIA <Br/>Ki <Br/>Flight no9 <Br/>K <Br/>Plane <Br/>Ki <Br/>Seat <Br/>no52 <Br/>Par <Br/>Bathe <Br/>Passanger <Br/>K <Br/>Sath <Br/>Mai <Br/>Khardi <Br/>Air hostes <Br/>K <Br/>HusBand <Br/>K <Br/>Ghar <Br/>Bedroom <Br/>K <Br/>Attach Bath <Br/>K <Br/>Right <Br/>Side <Br/>Wali <Br/>Window <Br/>K <Br/>Sath <Br/>wali <Br/>Gali <Br/>K <Br/>Pehle <Br/>Mord <Br/>par <Br/>Mojud <Br/>School <Br/>Ki <Br/>Clas4th <Br/>k <Br/>Teachr <Br/>TaBle <Br/>K <Br/>Samne <Br/>Wale <Br/>Row <Br/>K <Br/>4th <Br/>Bench <Br/>K <Br/>Sath <Br/>Wale <Br/>Bench <Br/>Par <Br/>Bathe <Br/>Hoy <Br/>Student <Br/>K <Br/>Bag <Br/>Mai <Br/>Pardi <Br/>Hoi <Br/>Urdu <Br/>Ki <Br/>Buk <Br/>K <Br/>Page no57 <Br/>KiLine no10 <Br/>Mai <Br/>LikhaTha <Br/>K <Br/>Dosron ka time wast karna Buri Bat hai.So i''m Sorry.
2 pyaz , 3 lahsan , 5 gm jeera , 3 kali mirch , 2 spoon namak , 4 spoon oil , 1 cup water aur thoda hara dhania . Pata hai me kia Bana rahe hun. . .Tumhe ullu
Sardar By mistake goes into ladies toilet . <Br/> <Br/>All ladies suddenly stand up ! <Br/> <Br/>Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO