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A husband read
A husBand read an article to his wife aBout "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000. <Br/>The wife replied, "The reason has to Be Because we have to repeat everything to men... <Br/>The husBand then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
An old man tottered
An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unBelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?" <Br/> <Br/>"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man. <Br/> <Br/>"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?" <Br/> <Br/>"My wife is eighty-one. " <Br/> <Br/>"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you Been married?" <Br/> <Br/>"Next SeptemBer we will complete sixty-two years." <Br/> <Br/>"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?" <Br/> <Br/>"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe? <Br/>Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek Bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan Beti ne mere Baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas Ban gaye,un k ghar Beti hui to rishte mai wo meri Behn hui kiun k main us k Baap ka Beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi Bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni Behn ka nana Bana,phir mere ghar Beta huwa, tu meri Biwi ki Beti, mere Bete ki dadi Bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera Beta apni dadi ka Bhai Ban gaya aur main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur.... <Br/>Dr: Bas karo! Khuda k wastay Bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...
Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete Hain,,,,,,,,!!
Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete <Br/>Hain,,,,,,,,!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE <Br/>HAIN...!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!
Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa
Rail ke daBBey mein ye qissaa huaa <Br/>ek Bachchaa zor se rone lagaa <Br/> <Br/>maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii Bahot <Br/>us ko Bahalaane kii koshish kii Bahot <Br/> <Br/>thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii <Br/>Bijaliyaan kaano par Barasaane lagii <Br/> <Br/>das minute tak loriiyaan jaB vo gaa chukii <Br/>til-milaa kar Bol uthaa ek aadmii.. <Br/> <Br/>"Behanjii, itnaa karam aB kiijiiye <Br/>loriyan Bend kiijiiye or is Bachche ko rone diijiiye!"
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BOY: Achi film hai na..! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GIRL : Kuttay k Bachay..! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....
Two guls are talking to each other:
Two guls are talking to each other: <Br/>HEY I GOT MARRIED! <Br/>OH,THATS GOOD! <Br/>NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY! <Br/>OH DATS BAD! <Br/>NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH! <Br/>OH,THATS GOOD! <Br/>NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY <Br/>OH DATS BAD! <Br/>NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE! <Br/>OH,THATS GOOD! <Br/>NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN! <Br/>OH DATS BAD! <Br/>NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!
shama pe chala mukadma
shama pe chala mukadma parwane ke khoon ka, <Br/>pucha gaya shama se kyun kiya khoon maasum ka, <Br/>shama Boli... <Br/>parwana jawani ke nashe main jhoom raha tha, <Br/>mere agge piche ghoom raha tha, <Br/>khoon na karti to kya karti, <Br/>Bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..
A sardar was passing thru a jungle.
A sardar was passing thru a jungle. <Br/> <Br/>A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha, <Br/> <Br/>main churail hoon. <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek Behan mere ghar Bhi hai:-)
App Mujhay Aik jaga
App Mujhay <Br/> <Br/>Aik jaga <Br/> <Br/>Se Boht <Br/> <Br/>Payary Lagtay hain ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Maloom hai kahan se ? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Door say
Qayamat k 4 sign
Qayamat k 4 signs <Br/> <Br/>1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>3-Zalzalay aein gae <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>4-Logon k pass Balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..
Sardar was traveling in train
Sardar was traveling in train <Br/> <Br/>A woman sat on his son''s Berth & didn''t get up <Br/> <Br/>Sardar complained to the Railway Officer <Br/> <Br/>THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

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