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Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket, <Br/> <Br/>U Know Y? <Br/> <Br/>WhenEver U Face Any ProBlem <Br/> <Br/>Just C Ur Pic <Br/> <Br/>& Say 3 Times <Br/> <Br/>"If i Can FaceThis, <Br/> <Br/>i Can Face AnyThing."
Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules.......... <Br/> <Br/>Rule # 1: <Br/>Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Rule # 2: <Br/>Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....
Who Played The DouBle Role In Film "Sholay"........? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Think <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Film Tou dekhi ho gi <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Nahi Pata <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>King George <Br/>Aray Wohi Jo AmitaBh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
Bhikhari: SaaB 1 rupaya de do. <Br/>SaheB: Kal aana. <Br/>Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket, <Br/> <Br/>U Know Y? <Br/> <Br/>WhenEver U Face Any ProBlem <Br/> <Br/>Just C Ur Pic <Br/> <Br/>& Say 3 Times <Br/> <Br/>"If i Can FaceThis, <Br/> <Br/>i Can Face AnyThing.
Man to doctor : I want to Be a Sikh <Br/> <Br/>Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your Brain. <Br/> <Br/>Man : i agree.(After the operation) <Br/> <Br/>Dr : l''m sorry But l''ve removed 90% of your Brain By mistake. <Br/> <Br/>Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to Bari nalayaq doctor nikli.
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All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent Bond"
Kia Halat ho Gayi Hai Zamaane Ki <Br/> <Br/>SaB Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki <Br/> <Br/>Sms To Company Ne KaB K Saste Ker Diye <Br/> <Br/>Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhaari Chillar Bachane Ki ......... ;->
Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules.......... <Br/> <Br/>Rule # 1: <Br/>Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi <Br/> <Br/>Rule # 2: <Br/>Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....
Who Played The DouBle Role In Film "Sholay"........? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Think <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Film Tou dekhi ho gi <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Nahi Pata <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>King George <Br/>Aray Wohi Jo AmitaBh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)