B SMS Messages22988 messages

Wife : " Suniye ji ! Apki Aziz Dost ghalat larki se shaddi kar raha hai . Aap Usey Roktay kyun nahi ?" <Br/>HusBand : " Main Kyun Roko? Aus Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya ?? "
Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB Bhugtey.....
Santa apni Biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me Baithi dictation le rahi thi. <Br/>Santa-Chal Laajo,aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi B na ho!.
REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in Bihar <Br/> <Br/>dont have clothes to wear. <Br/> <Br/>LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho? <Br/> <Br/>Rich women Bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai. <Br/> <Br/>Yeh fashionwa hai .
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z <Br/> <Br/>Ye Sms Hr Unperh K MoBile Par Ponchien Talee, ko Aam Karay <Br/> <Br/>Pervaiz Ilahi Ka KhawaB Paraha Likha PunjaB
Name The Animal Which Is Exactly Like Dog But Wakls On Three Legs ..?? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>??? <Br/> <Br/>??? <Br/> <Br/>Socho <Br/> <Br/>??? <Br/> <Br/>?? <Br/> <Br/>Itna Bhi Nahi Pata ... <Br/> <Br/>LANGRA KUUTA
Assalam-0-Alikum <Br/>Aaj ki taza khaBar.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>News Paper mein hay...........
1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee.. <Br/>Waiter takes the order goes across the taBle n does some ishara. <Br/>& after some time Brings the Bill. <Br/>Man asks what aBout the coffee, you did some ishara n got me the Bill.? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai"...
Yestrdy my moBile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk. <Br/> <Br/>Dr.NOKIA said <Br/> <Br/>"Matter is serious.Sms needed" <Br/>So plz donate SMS.....
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked Both hungry and <Br/>fast.. <Br/> <Br/>One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes.. <Br/> <Br/>His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?" <Br/> <Br/>I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
@@@ DUAA @@@ <Br/> <Br/>Tuje aisi Bemari lage, <Br/> <Br/>Tu Burhape mei B kanwara lage, <Br/> <Br/>Darjan Bhar hon Bachey tere, <Br/> <Br/>Tu phir B larkiyon ko piyara lage...
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay, <Br/> <Br/>Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay, <Br/> <Br/>Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho, <Br/> <Br/>Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........