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Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota, <Br/> <Br/>Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota, <Br/> <Br/>Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin, <Br/> <Br/>Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....
Lage Raho <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Lage Raho <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga..... <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Lage Raho <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Besharmo''n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main....... ;->
A Boy Told His Friend. "Yaar Ek Larki Mujhe Hans k Dekh Rahi hai......" <Br/> <Br/>Friend Replied. "ABay Sahi Se Dekh....... Hans K Dekh Rahi hai Ya Dekh Ker Hans Rahi hai" ;->
If A Girl Call U "BHAI". So Dont Get Angry Coz.. <Br/>Bhai Stands For <Br/>B: Best <Br/>H: HusBand <Br/>A: Among <Br/>I: Ideals <Br/>Now Feel Proud To B "Bhai" Of All Girls.... ;->
JaB koi Baat Bigar Jaye <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>JaB koi Mushkil Par Jaye <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Tou <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Tou <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"????? <Br/>(",) <Br/><))> <Br/>JL <Br/> <Br/>ToU MaIn Kia Karun <Br/> <Br/>:Khud BhugTo".. ;->
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. AmitaBh Bachan Died . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/>, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
A Brand new love story...... <Br/>In theatres this august.. <Br/> <Br/>Starring: <Br/> <Br/>George W Bush <Br/>Condoleezza Rize <Br/>Tony Blair <Br/>Pamela Anderson <Br/> <Br/>Special guest appearance: <Br/> <Br/>Bill Clinton <Br/> <Br/>& <Br/> <Br/>Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden.. <Br/>Music By Gen Pervez Reshamiya.. <Br/>Item numBer By Monica lewinsky.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KhaBi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my <Br/>aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the <Br/>riBs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.'' <Br/> <Br/>They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at <Br/>funerals..... :d
Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!! <Br/> <Br/>Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan ShahaB <Br/> <Br/>Pathan: Suurakh... ;->
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD :- <Br/> <Br/>If a Girl laughs loudly shez cheerful, If Boy Laughs loudly he''s Mannerless... <Br/> <Br/>If Girl talks sweetly she is charming, If Boy talks sweetly he''s a flirt... <Br/> <Br/>If a girl is shoping she''s trendy, if Boy is shopng he''s wastin money... <Br/> <Br/>If Girl is silent,she''s feelin sad, If a Boy is silent,he''s Being rude... <Br/> <Br/>If Girls walk in a group its a Group, If Boy walks in a group its a Gang... <Br/> <Br/>If girl cant come 4 a date, she''s Busy. If Boy cant, he''s lier...
Breaking News! <Br/> <Br/>Now call charges will B charged accordng 2 ur Brain size. <Br/> <Br/>smaller da size cheaper wil Be da call rates. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Congrats U can make free calls now....
wen i was sad; u were thr... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>wen i was crying; u were thr... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>wen i was unhappy; u were thr... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>aB mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!