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Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha <Br/>Sher-Jutt <Br/>Cheeta-Rajput <Br/>Hathi-Butt <Br/>ZeBra-MAlik <Br/>Khota-Pathan <Br/>Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
What is the height of kind heartedness? <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Its "me" messaging u <Br/> <Br/>inspite of d Busy schedule!
Boy: From D day im ur frnd, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>i m not aBle 2 eat,drink,smoke. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>wit me! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Boy: SHUT UP, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>U made my pocket empty....
In a Bar 1Guy says 2 another <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"I kissd ur mom last n8" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>whole Bar was waitin 4 <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>d othr Guy''s response. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>He laughs&says: <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"Lets go home dad, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>U r drunk".
A pathan want 2 commit suicide, <Br/> <Br/>When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend <Br/> <Br/>& i can"t live widout my <Br/>friend.. ;->
Dost Mere Marne K Baad <Br/>Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena <Br/> <Br/>Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou <Br/> <Br/>Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kya.....???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ABay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K <Br/>Liye... ;->
0321 araB 63 crore 07 lakh 89 <Br/>thousand 3 rs only. <Br/> <Br/>ye mera Bank Balance nahi he to <Br/>kya hua <Br/> <Br/>mera moB no. to he.tum SMS karte <Br/>raho
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Har phol khushBu mange Apse, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"khud Bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
If money doesn''t grow den why do Banks have Branches? <Br/>WhY does a round Pizza come in a square Box? <Br/>WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its Bottle? <Br/>WhY do U still call it Building when its already Built? <Br/>If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>We are a Funny Bunch of people........... <Br/>Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->
I had many options... <Br/>POISON, <Br/>ELECTROCUTION, <Br/>SLEEPING PILLS, <Br/>HANGING BY NECK, <Br/>COMING UNDER TRAIN, <Br/>JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT, <Br/>But... <Br/>I Chosed Education..... :->
I had many options... <Br/>POISON, <Br/>ELECTROCUTION, <Br/>SLEEPING PILLS, <Br/>HANGING BY NECK, <Br/>COMING UNDER TRAIN, <Br/>JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT, <Br/>But... <Br/>I Chosed Education..... :->
yun raton ko na jago <Br/>so liya karo <Br/>yun dil main aansu na roko <Br/>ro liya karo <Br/>Baal to Bohat achay Bana letay ho <Br/>kaBhi moon Bhi dho liya karo... ;->