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Q: What Is The Defnition of GloBalisation..........???? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Ans: Princess Diana''s Death- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Shocked ..... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Why <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Lemme Explain.....!!! <Br/> <Br/>"A ENGLISH princess, with an EGYPTIAN Boyfriend, crashes in a FRENCH tunnel, driving a GERMAN car, with a DUTCH engine, driven By a BELGIAN driver, who was drunk on SCOTTISH whisky, followed By ITALIAN papparazi, on JAPANESE motocycles, treated By an AMERICAN doctor, using BRAZILIAN medicine......." ;-> <Br/> <Br/>KArAchi RoCk3rS
Biryani kana y ki dua! <Br/>Niyat karta hoon Main 4 plate Biryani ki, <Br/>Vastey 15,20 Boti"k", <Br/>Bama zarda,raita aurBB salad"k" <Br/>Muon mara deigh ki taraf, <Br/>Bismillah
Hum ko <Br/>gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia.. <Br/> <Br/>Jany ye <Br/>DUSHMANO ne usy kia sikha dia.. <Br/> <Br/>Ghar <Br/>us ne kya Banaya MASJID k samanay.. <Br/> <Br/>CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI Bana dia.../
Cheese is Cheese <Br/>Butter is Butter <Br/>if u 4get me <Br/>i will throw u in <Br/>*-*-*-*-*-*-* <Br/>* G U T T E R * <Br/>*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Cheese is Cheese <Br/>Butter is Butter <Br/>if u 4get me <Br/>i will throw u in <Br/>*-*-*-*-*-*-* <Br/>* G U T T E R * <Br/>*-*-*-*-*-*-*
321 AraB.. <Br/> <Br/>25 Crore.. <Br/> <Br/>35 Lakh.. <Br/> <Br/>51 Thousand.. <Br/> <Br/>2 Rs Only../ <Br/> <Br/>YeH MeRa BanK BaLance NaHi Hai Tu KyA HuA MerA MoBiLe NumBer Tu HaI.. <Br/> <Br/>KEEP MESSAGING.../;->
Imagine... <Br/> <Br/>Urself in a Boat, <Br/>which is sinking... <Br/> <Br/>Sharks all around u... <Br/> <Br/>Wat can u do 2 save urself??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Very simple... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Stop imAgininG.../ :P
After a quarrel.. <Br/> <Br/>Wife said to her husBand, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." <Br/> <Br/>The husBand replied, "Yes, dear, But I was in love and didn''t notice." :P
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../ <Br/> <Br/>After 2 seconds Boys : Finished madem . . <Br/> <Br/>After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...??? <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao <Br/> <Br/>Pathan <Br/> <Br/>1 : Aik Bara Bangla hooo <Br/> <Br/>2 : Us Main Me KhuB Dolat MAnd log Ho <Br/> <Br/>3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D
what is the diffrence B/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..? <Br/> <Br/>Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../ <Br/> <Br/>aNd <Br/> <Br/>fathers are afraid of <Br/>pakistani mummies .../ ;->