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Life is chemistry: <Br/> <Br/>Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries <Br/>Filter your mistakes Boil your ego <Br/>& <Br/>You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
A Memon saves life of an AraB By his rare Blood group. <Br/>AraB reward him Mercedez <Br/>Few days Later AraB again needed the Blood, MEmon donates <Br/>again. <Br/>AraB sent him "Till ke laddoo" <Br/>Memon asked why not new Mercedez? <Br/>AraB replied : AB mere andar Memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai "......... ;->
Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola " Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe GhBrata Hoon ." <Br/>Girl : Keh Do <Br/>Pathan : I Really ...... I Really Love ...... I Really Love Your Brother ..
Filmi life or Asli life me kya cheez common hai? <Br/>Boy: Film me Bahut mushkilo k Baad shaadi hoti hai; <Br/> <Br/>ASLI LIFE me shadi k Baad Bahut mushkiley shuru hoti hai
1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO? <Br/> <Br/>SOCHO <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SOCHO <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KYOKI <Br/> <Br/>BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA
Wife-1Baat Bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its <Br/>GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko Bataya to Bohot maar padi thi
A reasent studdi haz shon <Br/> <Br/>dat peepal hoo aar werry <Br/> <Br/>gudd lukeeng aar werry <Br/> <Br/>Baddd att spallings... ......... . <Br/> <Br/>Vatt iz yorr <Br/> <Br/>opeeneun???? ?
kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai <Br/>lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain...... <Br/>kal tha top per aaj 40 Bhi zyada hain <Br/>lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai <Br/>kya mujhe pyar hain aah <Br/>orkut se pyar hain aah <Br/>kya mujhe pyar hain aah <Br/>orkut se pyar hain aah <Br/>o o o o o ... <Br/> <Br/>school ki inn classes me, <Br/>Boring si ek teacher hai <Br/>jaBse mila hai orkut <Br/>Badla har ek manzar hain <Br/>dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale <Br/>dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue <Br/>orkut mere khwaaBon mein jawaaBon mein sawaalon mein <Br/>har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein <Br/>kya mujhe pyar hain aah <Br/>orkut se pyar hain aah <Br/>kya mujhe pyar hain aah
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: BaBy, keep silence, don''t disturB your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
Doghly <Br/>Gaddar <Br/>Chhichhore <Br/>Meesny <Br/>Ghunne <Br/>DhokaBaz <Br/>MatlaBi <Br/>Moqa parast <Br/>Tota Chasham <Br/>Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
Believe in God! <Br/>Pray 2 god always n everytime. <Br/> <Br/>Pray <Br/> <Br/>Pray <Br/> <Br/>- <Br/>Pray <Br/> <Br/>I SAID PRAY! <Br/>NOT press-press! <Br/>Bandar ko moBile diya to aisa hi karega
Pyarey Bhaiyya!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>27 OctoBer ko Hamara VaLima hai, <Br/>Zaroor ana.. <Br/>Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai.. <Br/> <Br/>Is Liye "UN" k MoBiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aap ki Behen <Br/> <Br/>KATRINA KAIF......... ;->