B SMS Messages22988 messages

BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi. <Br/>GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya? <Br/>BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
A FOOLISH Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking <Br/>But <Br/>A WISE Man Tells Her That: SHE Looks Extremely BEAUTIFUL , When Her LIPS <Br/>r CLOSED .... ;->
Aaj kAdIn BArA *ManHooS* tha .. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ARRAY YAAR ... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA .... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *
<Br/>Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, <Br/>jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai… <Br/>. <Br/>. <Br/>Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K <Br/>dengue virus Bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a SignBoard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus <Br/>He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
Jo jeeta woh sikandar <Br/>Jo hara woh jail k andar, <Br/>..>Jo SMS Bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi, <Br/>Jo na Bhejay usko arBaB raheem ki pappi.
1 rich girl ko school mei <Br/>GareeB khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. <Br/>Essay mei girl ne likha---- <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>" Ek gareeB khandan tha. <Br/> <Br/>aBBu gareeB the, <Br/> <Br/>ammi gareeB thi, <Br/> <Br/>aur Bachche Bhi gareeB the, <Br/> <Br/>khandan mei 4 nauker the, <Br/> <Br/>woh Bhi gareeB the....... <Br/> <Br/>Car Bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi...... <Br/> <Br/>Unka gareeB driver Bachcho ko <Br/> <Br/>tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha. <Br/> <Br/>Bachcho ke pass moBile Bhi purane the.. <Br/> <Br/>Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeB thay ...
Lost my HB pencil with a ruBBer attached. <Br/> <Br/>The pencil costs Rs.3/. <Br/> <Br/>Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you <Br/> <Br/>forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap). <Br/> <Br/>If you have heart and want to help a poor child in <Br/> <Br/>need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends. <Br/> <Br/>Please don''t neglect. <Br/> <Br/>Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this <Br/> <Br/>then your life will change for ever. <Br/> <Br/>Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55. <Br/> <Br/>If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams <Br/> <Br/>plz... hlp me
My no. has changed. <Br/> <Br/>So plz give me a confirmation call on my cell. <Br/> <Br/>My new no. is 15. <Br/>agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena... <Br/> <Br/>kamina apne aap ko policewala Bolta hai!
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>signs common in Bihar trains - <Br/>aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>signs common in Bihar trains - <Br/>aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
People say "Failure is the stepping stone for success" <Br/>I say im making a strong foundation By failing many time...