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<Br/>MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr Brsy
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<Br/>Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.
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<Br/>Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.
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<Br/>k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
1000 Pages ki Book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
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<Br/>Writer: 6 Months
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<Br/>Doctor: 2 Months
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<Br/>Lawyer: 1 Months
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<Br/>Professor: 1 week
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<Br/>Student: Pehle ye Batao Xam kaB hai
Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
<Br/>Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
<Br/>AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
<Br/>ABBewajah zor lagane se kia hoga
ARZ kia hai
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<Br/>teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
<Br/>Teri aankh kaBhi num na ho,
<Br/>meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
<Br/>JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)
"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
<Br/>Bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
<Br/>shadi Bilkul Be ronaq rahi aap ke Baghair,
<Br/>ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.
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<Br/>sincerely yours
<Br/>AMITABBACHAN"
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<Br/>Sala! mujhe itna farigh samajhta hai
Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,
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<Br/>Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,
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<Br/>Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..
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<Br/>Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.
Love in France IS A COMEDY
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<Br/>In England A TRAGEDY
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<Br/>In Italy A WONDER!
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<Br/>In Germany A DRAMA
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<Br/>But
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<Br/>In PAK LOve is a
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<Br/>"National Game"
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<Br/>HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
1-5 years girls
<Br/>love MOM
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<Br/>6-15 years girls
<Br/>love DAD
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<Br/>16-30 years girls love ME
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<Br/>30-60 years they love HUSBAND
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<Br/>61-100 years they love..
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<Br/>Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!
