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Benazir Aye Gi...! <Br/> <Br/>Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..! <Br/> <Br/>Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..! <Br/> <Br/>Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..! <Br/> <Br/>Phir GareeB Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..! <Br/> <Br/>Kyun K SuBah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
What does a Buffalo produce during an Earth Quake? <Br/> <Br/>A: Milk Shake
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man. <Br/> <Br/>God replied : Thats impossiBle, Because intelligent men don’t get married.
A girl says to her Boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll Be yours forever. <Br/> <Br/>The guy says, thanks for the warning!
True Love is like a pillow. <Br/>U could HUG it when Ur in trouBle. <Br/>U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. <Br/>U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. <Br/>Want True Love? <Br/>Spend Rs50 Buy a Pillow.
Mausam Mast hai, <Br/>Mahol ZaBardast hai… <Br/>Socha phone karke, <Br/>Have a nice day Keh du. <Br/>Pata Chala ke <Br/>“Iss route ki saBhi line vyast hai.”
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right??? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bcoz <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>In a BALANCE SHEET, <Br/>LiaBilities r on left side <Br/>& <Br/>Assets r on right side!
At d Beginning of any relationship, <Br/>every girl treats his Boyfrnd as GOD. <Br/>Later on, some how, <Br/>D ALPHABET get reversed.. <Br/>Rite na
Teacher To Student: <Br/> <Br/>Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? <Br/> <Br/>Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad <Br/>HaBit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure? <Br/> <Br/>Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k Baad dulha mila Bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|
how to avoid Bad dreams @ night...? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>very simple yaar <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>dont rememBer ur face B4 sleep... <Br/>& rememBer my face for sweet dreams... :-)
Whenever u fall...Trust me...i''ll alwayz B dere 2 catch u <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>..... .\o/ <Br/>o __ () <Br/>[] __ << <Br/>|| <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>O> <Br/><[] <Br/>|| ..>-->-O <Br/> <Br/>Oooooooooopzzzz!!! <Br/> <Br/>1 Bar aur plzzzzz <Br/> <Br/>I wasnt ready...