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Baharo phool Barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. <Br/>Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. <Br/>Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
ye pyar Bhi ajeeB cheez hai na? <Br/> <Br/>maa se ho to iBadat <Br/> <Br/>Baap se ho to muqqaddas <Br/> <Br/>Bhai se ho to aqeedat <Br/> <Br/>Behen se ho to farz <Br/> <Br/>aur <Br/> <Br/>B.v se ho to <Br/>chunnu <Br/>munnu <Br/>BuBBlu <Br/>chintu <Br/>guddu.........
indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai <Br/>Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai? <Br/> <Br/>Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai suB ko le aoo..
aisi apni wife ho <Br/>5.5 jiski hight ho <Br/>jeans jiski tight ho <Br/>chehra jiska Bright ho <Br/>waight main thori light ho <Br/>umer main diffrence slight ho <Br/>thori se woh quite ho <Br/>too mamoraBle her ek night ho <Br/>aisi apni wife ho <Br/>sarak per suB kaheen <Br/>kia cute hey <Br/>Bheer main suB kaheen <Br/>pakistan ki paidaish ho <Br/>Beauty multyply By twice ho <Br/>favorite color white ho <Br/>make up thora light ho <Br/>zulfain dynamite hoon <Br/>aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho <Br/>hoonton ko dekh ker lagey <Br/>jaisey coke diet ho <Br/>juB sari pehan ker nikley <Br/>to kia sight ho <Br/>aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho <Br/>aisi apni wife ho <Br/>agar aisi apni wife ho <Br/>tu kia haseen life ho
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro <Br/> <Br/>Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro <Br/> <Br/>Magar Ghar walay kehte hain <Br/> <Br/>ABhi Umar kam hai Beta <Br/> <Br/>PehLe B.COM tu Pass kro
Teri GaLiyon mein na Rakhenge <Br/>Qadam aaj K Baad <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Kyoun-K Keechar Buhat Ho jata hai... <Br/>Barsaat k Baad..
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. <Br/>Do you want to see any one Before you die? <Br/>Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
TUM <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SACHE, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>PYARE, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>IMANDAR, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SAMAJDAR, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AQALMAND, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>SHAREEF <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Logon se door rehna <Br/>warna wo Bhi "Biggar" jayenge,
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee <Br/>Main sindoor ka diBBa lekar khada raha <Br/>Woh Rakhee Bandh ke chalee gayee.
woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the <Br/>kuch hum aage Badhe, kuch voh aage Badhi <Br/>hum kuch aur aage Badhe, voh Bhi kuch aur aage Badhi <Br/>hum kuch aur aage Badhe, voh Bhi kuch aur aage Badhi <Br/>aB hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, <Br/>tere Baap ne mujhe pita <Br/> <Br/>Maine tujhse pyar kiya, <Br/>tere Baap ne mujhe pita <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Sin thita By cos thita is equal to tan thita <Br/> <Br/>wah! wah! wah! wah
Mod... <Br/>OBedient... <Br/>Neat... <Br/>Kind... <Br/>Elegant... <Br/>Young... <Br/> <Br/>Hey! thats me. <Br/>Don"t Be sad, even ur name is there, <Br/> <Br/>Read the 1st letter of Every Word...