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Doctor implants a New Ear 2 a man.. <Br/> <Br/>Man:"U idiot, U gave me a woman''s Ear" <Br/> <Br/>Doc: It makes no Difference.. <Br/> <Br/>MAN: "It does, Now I hear everything But understand nothing" ;->
DiL Ne KahA <Br/>ChALo SMS KarAin, <Br/> <Br/>SochA!! <Br/>" Dil To PagAL Hy " <Br/> <Br/>Phir KhAyAL AayA <Br/>ChALo Koi BAAT Nhi, <Br/> <Br/>JiSkO KarnA Hy.. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>. <Br/> <Br/>Woh B To <Br/>PAGAL He Hy.. ;->
Ishq mein BarBadi na krwa leina <Br/> <Br/>Apne ABa ki kamaiz hawa mein na ura deina <Br/> <Br/>Jo paisay ghr say saBzì lanay k liye miltay hain <Br/> <Br/>Un ka easy load na krwa Lena... ;->
TRUE LOVE SONG: <Br/> <Br/>Bazigar 0 Bazigar, <Br/>Teri mummy ko razi kr, <Br/>Tu ne dil mera tora, <Br/>Mene ELFI se jorha, <Br/>Mere ELFI ke pesey wapas kar <Br/>Bazigar O Bazigar... ;->
Ek Bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosi kis kadar gariB hai un k Bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo suB ro rahe hai... ;->
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge <Br/> <Br/>Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge <Br/> <Br/>Qayamat K Din JaB Aap Ka MoBile Check Kia Jaye Ga <Br/> <Br/>Tou SaB Se Ziada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->
Arz Kia Hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi <Br/>Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aur <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi <Br/>Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->
New Addition To The Periodic TaBle Of Elements : <Br/> <Br/>Element Name : WOMAN <Br/> <Br/>SymBol : WO <Br/> <Br/>Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK . <Br/> <Br/>Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY <Br/> <Br/>CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones. <Br/> <Br/>Volatile When Alone
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke Bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere Bas ki Bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inBox full ho gaya hai tere sms se.......... <Br/> <Br/>Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
How 2 catch squirrels? <Br/>It''s simple <Br/>Just climB a tree & sit <Br/>Squirrels will come in search of U <Br/>U know Y? <Br/>''Coz They Love NUTS!!
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi. <Br/>GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya? <Br/>BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se