Lady 2 Another:
<Br/>Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???
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<Br/>2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi ZaBardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
Ppl Say
<Br/>A Kiss Is On HEAD
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<Br/>A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS
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<Br/>A Passionate Kiss On LIPS
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<Br/>A Romantic Kiss On NECK
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<Br/>Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On
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<Br/>JuzZz Try It...... ;->
Andhe K Haath Me "Torch"
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<Br/>Behre k Haath Me "Radio"
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<Br/>Goonge K Haath Main "Mike"
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<Br/>Aur Aap K Haath Main MoBile
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<Br/>Wah Kia Zamana Aa Gaya Hai .....
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se Boli: mera nikah..
<Br/>mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
<Br/>Farishta Bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
<Br/>pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye
Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
<Br/>Kutta mar gaya razai main,
<Br/>Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
<Br/>GoBar pe machar Baith nahi sakta,
<Br/>Pathaan tere Bin reh nahi sakta.
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lamBe time tak
<Br/>kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
<Br/>Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
<Br/>Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke Bolegi...
