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What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
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Papa Sach Or Raaz
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?
Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
Tee Quotes
Tee Quotes
1- Take my advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?
Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
pathan cought cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
win bumper prizes
sms ME and win BUMPER PRIZES
PLASMA TV
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ka khali dabba
FERRARI CAR
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ka photo
SINGAPORE JANE
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wale plane ko bye bye ka moukka
aur
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mera sath dinner
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wo bhi aap k ghar par
It Doesn''t Matter
It
Doesn''t
Matter
How Often
A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!
He Still Ends Up
With The Same Boss ... ;->
My sweetheart,
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL''S
is missng.
dikhe to batana..
Thru the sky I saw
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.
i always pray 4u that
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
Do You Know Khanani
Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya?
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On Ka Kehna Hai Ke Hum Se
Bara Chor Or Pakistan Ko
Lotne Wala To Is Mulk Ka Sadar Hai ;)
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
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