What is the diff

What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

May, 20 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2482 views Funny

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ooiy yaroo

ooiy yaroo
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.mery dil ki taroo
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.mery pearoo

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mery tabiedaroo
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.husan k parwanoo.
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ary oo dewanoo
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.mujhy kabi to jano
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jo be mily bacha osy kis karo

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.kia yaar kabi to mujhy mis karoo

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flert ko tum end karo

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mujhy kuch achay sy funy sms send karoo

ek darya k kinare 2

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

pathan larki se i love you

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"

I Love You. :-)

A Boy Sat On A Train

A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya

Molviyon k group mai

Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!

Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.

VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->

ye pakistan nhi chaand ka tukra hy

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

All flowerz don''t

All flowerz don''t represent Luv but..

Rose did it.

All birds can''t speak but..

Parrot did it.

All monkeys can''t read msgs but..

U did it. Welldone

Ek Bus Conductar

Ek Bus Conductar
Ki
Shaadi Ho
Rahi
Thi,
Wo
Stage
Pe
Sofay
Pe
Bethe
Hue
Apni Dulhan
Se
Bola="Zara Idhar
Ho
Kar
Betho Baji
ye 3 ki seat hay.

Famous saying-

Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"

800 kamro ka mehal ho motiyo se sja ho drbar

800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se sja ho drbar

Income ho arbon me

Or 200 mercedes car

Sb mil skta he sapno me

Islye jagna ha bekar

Soja merey yaar

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