What is the diff

What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

May, 20 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2001 views Funny

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pathan: me ne

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

Ek Din Donkeyz

Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.

1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?

Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro

MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.

Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai

Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?

Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...

Hello..!

Hello..!

This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) Service

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We Specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!

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Hope The Goal is Achieved...

Thank You..!

Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,f

Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->

Mother 2 Docotr

Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..

Everyday same wishes

Everyday same wishes
R u bored of it? Let it b different Dis timeLet da devils sing around u, mummies dance around u, vampires sit behind uve a HORRIBLE NIGHT

Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight

Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth

us ne ye keh kar fri

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..

shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

shaitan ko kar rahey hein khush,

Dono bhai mush and bush

A sardar goes

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Student: 4

Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?

Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,

"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->

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