May God give u
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<Br/>Tata ka status
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<Br/>Vajpayee ka dhiraj
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<Br/>Laaden ki himmat
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<Br/>Bill Gates ki income
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<Br/>Bush ki taqat
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<Br/>Baaki...
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<Br/>Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
God has Four gifts for u:
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<Br/>A Key for every ProBlem,
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<Br/>a Light for every Shadow,
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<Br/>a Plan for every Tomorrow
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<Br/>& a Joy for every Sorrow.
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<Br/>Enjoy GOD''s gift.
Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo
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<Br/>Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo
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<Br/>Yeh Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai
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<Br/>Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale SaBoon Se Nahatay Ho
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"
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<Br/>6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"
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<Br/>15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"
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<Br/>22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"
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<Br/>51-100 YEARS LOVE
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<Br/>"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
"An ErOtIc TrUtH"
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<Br/>In OuR
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<Br/>LyF
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<Br/>ThInGs ArE To UsE....
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<Br/>PeOpLe ArE To LoVe
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<Br/>BuT MoSt Of Us
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<Br/>OfTeN
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<Br/>UsE ThE PeOpLe
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<Br/>LoVe ThE ThInGs......
To Live a Life....
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<Br/>Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
<Br/>Expressions, Perceptions,
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<Br/>Mental Qualification....
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<Br/>Hats off to U, For Managing Without
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A Sales Man Tired Of His JoB... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
<Br/>Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
<Br/>"How He Liked His New JoB....?"
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<Br/>He Replied :
<Br/>The Pay Is Good & The Hors Aren''t Bad
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<Br/>What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???
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<Br/>Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...
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<Br/>Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
<Br/>Jaag Jate Hain
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<Br/>Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
<Br/>Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???
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<Br/>AB Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi
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<Br/>Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
<Br/>Sirf Aap K Liye.....
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<Br/>PAMPERS Twin Pack
<Br/>AB Sirf 169 Rs/- Main
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<Br/>Chain Se Sona KhooBBarhna... ;->
A Sales Man Tired Of His JoB... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
<Br/>Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
<Br/>"How He Liked His New JoB....?"
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<Br/>He Replied :
<Br/>The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
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<Br/>What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
